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May 25 1999

TS and RB and all that jazz

WTF is all this harping on and orgasmisation over TS beating RB then? I mean to their credit for once we havent been subjected to some wankage from TS about how they "rocked" but what happens? Every fucken groupie in sight does it for them! Yes they won, but hell, Tim wasnt playing! You know, Tim, prolly the best team player in Oz, yeah him. Furthermore it was interesting to note that it was all the new school TS ppl on the team...ie Blind, Darkness, Jaz and Pricide. No offence to Jaz or Pricide, but while Dark and Blind could probably do ok efficiencywise in a team against a proper RB team (wtf is "Daz" btw?) you two are prolly a fair bit from being up to that kinda competition. At least you didnt have old Guzzy blowing himself up with quad :P To your credit you guys would prolly be the first to admit it. Wow, a TS team with a realistic outlook on how good they are? What next...armageddon? Tim...give up that "beating Reload" dream it just aint gonna happen my main man :/ the rest of us...well, thats another story.

Methos goes postal

Wow, looks like Methos has got himself a tad worked up judging from his open letter to id...every single q2 player has seen fit to bag him out for it as well! I guess he brought it on himself, his opinions on what needs to be changed most ppl (q1 playing ppl, anyway) would agree, but the way it was expressed was a tad OTT (read: in orbit it was so over the top)

Tim gets 56...the freak

Well Tim decided to let the rest of us (including the mysterious "USA") seehow its done with his late submission to Rockape's comp. Yup 56 frags, and just like the last comp...he's done it twice. One word tim...SPAWNS. Two words actually...SPAWNS u BASTARD! Keep breaking our hearts you git :)

May 21 1999

The spell is *over*

Darn it to all hell and back, deny it if you like but fuckwittedness has definitely broken out in Q3ATest-land. Blame it on the newbies, blame it on the cable slaaarts, blame it on the sore losing cunts, whoever but I am telling you the online whinging has started in proper which means that heavenly respite we had from online idiocy is over. You dont understand? I'll provide some assistance: expect to hear the following complaints at a Q3A Test server near you (I have heard them all in the last 24 hours, and I assure you the complaining will only get stronger here on in):

Total Damnation *(&%*%!

Yea baby, TD is back (again) with a new crew and a way shmick design. good shit kids...come get some

Dae Breaker v Reload

Dae Breaker gave it to Reload in what must be the most irrelevant "match" in recent history. Dae Breaker pretty much railed Reloads ass off him (Reload has admitted to not playing any Q3A yet) in the exhibition matches. Give the boy a month playing the game and I reckon he'd cain, cos the boys a freak baby. Doubtless there -will- be more of this story to come, muwwhahahahahahaha!

May 20, 1999

The Phantom...hype??

Well, you cant say you didnt see THIS one coming...apparently a LOT of people who have seen Episode 1 are saying tis a tad overdone...well, all I can say is, well, DUH!!!! its hardly a surprise eh? What do you expect with a movie that has over 2500 special effects (Titanic, another shite movie, had @800)...heres a tip kiddies...if you have your actors acting in front of a blue screen instead of with real props (understandable, anyone got a spare Millenium Falcon lying around? whatabout a Death Star?) for the majority of the filming, things tend to look a tad disjointed. Me? I'll be seeing it just to check out that technicoloured head evil dude...looks like Lucas has been ripping off some Quake2 skin artist on acid or some shit with THAT guy.

Spore = The terminator (He'll be back)

Can't say I saw this one coming (not)...Spore will be back soon, or so his temporary page promises. Me, I thought he might have done a "post netsex0r cut-and-paste Killmore vanishing job" but to his credit the boys gonna stick it out...the inevitable jokes about feet (I'm a size 8 BTW Sporey you sexy thing you)...what I want to see is the next meeting between Spore and Guzz, Bitchy or Godzila. Should be well worth holding a lan just to see that I reckon /me prods Borg with an I99 banner.

May 17, 1999

Gimme a TNT2 Ultra you bastards

Sharky Extreme (one of those typically US fanboy "look at my RAMDAC aint it throbbing and big" sites) has posted a review of the Hercules TNT2 Ultra.   Apparently it's the shit.  Go buy me one or something, theyre about $US285 which in aussie dollars roughly equates to a small house in Paddington (ie rather dear) but doubtless its gotta be worth yer money right?  Sharky's boys reckon its prettier AND faster than the ole Voodoo3 3000, so buy me one, I'll pay ya back...honest.

Adder you bastard

Sydney quaker Adder of clan BM picked up himself a flash P3 + everything (well it seemed almost everything) after coming second (Reload came first) in yesterdays PC Fair shitnitz with against some quake mofos like Blind, Darkness and everyones tip to win the thang, Tim.  It seems Adder has been playing Quake up till now on some shitass unaccelerated Pentium PC...holy shit look out now ay?

May 16, 1999

Well, the scene in AU is deteriorating faster than the amount of times Q3A crashes in an hour...we have Spores Den, gone ... LSS...gone, soon we'll only have Golsyd news and Quake-AU again.  What's wrong with that? Weeeellll...DIVERSITY never hurt anyone, right?

Welcome to b0rkX's quake-O-rama, which I, b0rkX promise will have non stop garbage from A to Z, with nary a "great shot!" in the middle.   I may stick some interviews with some of our "great quaking celebrities" if I can  be fucked, but to be quite frank...I doubt it.  You may have noticed its one of those dodgy fortunecities.com type sites...sucks eh, WELL WHAT DO YA EXPECT FOR FREE!?!?

"Stop or my Dad will SUE!"

Lets kick off the page with my own  humble opinion as to this whole Golsyd shit.  Now b0rkX has met Bitchy before, and she seems like a lovely girl, but whoa, if I'd known she was such a popular girl I woulda asked to become her agent.  Good onya Guzz for showing those barely out of their teens webmasters a thing or two about throwing some of that middle aged spread around.  Good ta see, gotta keep those kids in line.  Pretty amusing seeing Guzz's list of "achievements" too...woo fuckin hoo I hope I have an advanced scuba certificate by the time I'm middle aged too.  That would r0ck.  Isn't it good too see the threat of legal action brought in too...I mean, it just goes to show how closely we follow the US aint it?  If I were GOL I'd take Spore for every cent he had  (the amount would vary dramatically depending on whether he'd been paid his pocket money by that day or not)

Quake motherfucken Three (Test)

And no, I'm not talking about some gay Linux or Mac thing, we all know its the Winblows users who keep id rolling in their ferraris.  My impressions...like it or not it grows on me.  Maybe not as addictive (to some) as sticking a declawed gerbil up your ass, but quite entertaining nonetheless.  The rail seems like its got potential (once you piss off the bigass trail) and the rl...well lets just talk more about the rail.  Give the shaft a fang when your on lan and see if you notice something wrong...like WTF is it not pushing the shaftee back.  I know they were fucking around with this in January, id, try and at least get THIS right willya?   Hands up those still playing q3test1 (the "net" map) yeah, didnt think I'd see any hands...q3test2 is the shit, on net or no net, as long as some slimy bastard isnt railing you off into the void (you know you're all going to suffer some really kinky-ass sex death for doing that dont you?)